Michigan and Florida politicans are idiots

Ok, maybe that isn't the biggest news of the week. But really, complaining how your delegates are not going to be seated when you knew the rules, broke the rules, and crowed about it? Now that it is politically expedient to have your delegates seated because apparently you are important states - you go around saying that you should get private donors to fund re-votes so we can end up having basically 50% of the delegates go to Obama and 50% go to Clinton (and on the other side 70% go to the already-decided nominee McCain).

Here's a plan - instead have the states give ME all the money, and I will go back into a secret vault (aka my bedroom), and award delegates based on a complicated formula (a coin), and then everyone will be happy with the charade, and I will be $20M richer. Win-win, if you ask me.