Why I don't give money to Duke (or Cal)

Similar to this story about Harvard, which has a huge $35B endowment... Duke shouldn't ask me for my money until it does something better with its large endowment.

I will give to Cal - but only when they give me a diploma with my actual graduation date on it. If you ever want to hear a story about bureaucracy run amok, just buy me a beer and ask me about it.